i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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