Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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