The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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