I love black thongs
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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