I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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