yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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