Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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