Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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