Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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