he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He did a backflip because drugs
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