Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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