yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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