I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Houston, we have a squirter
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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