Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
