You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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