my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm bleeding and have questions
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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