Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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