then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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