After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
