You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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