We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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