A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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