So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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