fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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