we're blogging at a bar
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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