i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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