i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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