their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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