I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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