also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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