I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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