How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
