his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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