How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
