I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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