dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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