So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
