this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Every concussion has its silver lining
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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