i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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