You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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