I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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