Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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