just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So apparently I’m into choking now
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