Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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