kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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