my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
