If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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