Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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