Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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