You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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